Thai Survival

Thai Survival


The Video Below is around 12 Minutes too Long and the Guy who made it is undoubtedly one of the saddest Drama Queens in existence.This self righteous Prick blames everyone for his misfortunes Thai Love Links,his YA Baa (drug Addict) Thai Hooker (The tattoo is a pretty good tell!!) Girl-Friend everyone except himself!!Essentially he was stiffed for around £400.00 by a Thai Tart,I would call this a rather inexpensive lesson!! Better Men than him are taken for Thousands every Day.The trouble he as taken in making this Video with it’s Funereal Music and images of  Victorian/Gothic Cemetery Sculptures point to the author being someone with an enormous Personality Problem!!


Oh dear here He goes again banging on about perfidious Thai Women I hear you inwardly groan!! Telling the plain unvarnished truth about Thai’s and Thailand and Thai Survival is what I am interested in.Nobody makes you read my stuff if you find it excessively pessimistic there is lots of Sugar coated twaddle about Smiley friendly Thai’s out there!!

In my not so humble opinion if you understand the reality of Thailand before you get here you will be in a good place to achieve Thai Survival.Naive trusting Men will be gobbled up whole by voracious Thai Women!! Thailand IS a great place to live but One has to learn Thai Survival in order to enjoy the pleasures of this amazing Country.Thai Survival

I met a very interesting Israeli Guy recently,he has been living in Thailand for 25 Years has a Thai Wife and as might be imagined speaks perfect Thai.One of the things he does here is to appear in the Thai Court,where he translates for Falangs,who have been Robbed,ripped off or otherwise preyed upon by a Greedy Thai Woman and Her Family!! He said that what he hears in Court is a description of some of the most harrowing, sordid and downright evil behavior imaginable.

I will share just one of the Stories he imparted to me.A Falang,I think rather frail and elderly was Married to a Thai Woman, he had built a House for them somewhere in Rural Issan.One Evening the Psychopathic Woman he had been unfortunate enough to Marry  beat her Husband with a wooden plank until he revealed the pin number of his ATM Card she then beat him again presumably trying to kill him. He survived, no thanks to her and was in a Coma in Hospital for Three Months!!
In the meantime the Woman had sold the house,I have no idea where the money is, but the Falang will never see any of it that is for sure if there was any left at the time of her arrest the Police will have taken their share and one presumes her Family will hang on to (or spend) the rest for her!! I very much doubt if she will receive the kind of punishment she deserves, maybe a few Months in Jail, but if she can come up with some money she can buy her way out of that!!
Living in Thailand and finding a Thai Lady are both extremely easy,WHY? Many of you are not going to enjoy reading my strongly held convictions about Thailand and Thai Ladies.I however have always found it is better to have as much information as possible,the good and the bad!! Lest you think that all I am interested in doing is slandering Thailand and Thai’s for every negative thing about Thailand there can be a positive!! In order to survive in Thailand One has to appreciate and acknowledge the Bad things and the possibly Bad people otherwise your Thai adventure will be over before it begins!!

OK let’s get the real shocker out-of-the-way, firstly the vast majority of Thai’s dislike ALL WESTERNERS quite strongly!! Do not ask me why but talk to any Falang (Westerner) who has lived in Thailand for a year or two the Ones who look at things objectively will all tell the same story!! The reader should understand that I Live in Issan Therefore I am talking of the way things are here, I have little or no knowledge of the rest of Thailand.I am told for example by Westerners who know Southern Thailand that as poor as a Family may be, there is not this overwhelming Thai Survivalpressure on Daughters to become Whores in order to support the Family!!
I imagine the most important difference being that in the South there is NO Lao influence,and the poorer Families who live there bear little resemblance to the lazy,greedy Families who inhabit the Villages of Issan !! While most of Thailand’s Internationally famous Red Light Districts are situated in Southern Thailand I think it fair to say that the majority of the Women working there in fact come from Issan!!
I am aware that anyone who has taken a two Week Holiday in a Five Star Thai Resort Hotel will not recognize the Thailand I am speaking of the “Happy Smiley” Thai’s employed there could not be more amazingly friendly and helpful!! The reasons for this being (1) their job depends on it (2) is the thing which will cause any Thai to dazzle you with the brilliance of his/her smile the thought of the TIP!!

Thai Ladies are only interested in Money!! Do you really think that a Beautiful petite Thai Beauty with the Longest Legs and the Shortest Shorts is actually with an Obese Falang who has more Chins than the Beijing Phone Directory because she finds him sexually stimulating!!By the same token it would matter not to her that her Falang looked like George Clooney’s younger Handsomer Brother she is only there for the Cash for herself and her Family!!

OK enough gloom,please do not give up at this stage there are enough positives to still make Thailand an enticing destination!! For example North Eastern Thailand “Issan” is amazingly inexpensive and Issan Women are amongst the best looking on Earth,with slightly darker skin and pronounced cheekbones and the longest legs you have ever seen!!

I really do not want to come across as being needlessly negative about Thailand,what I would say is that I have never visited anywhere in the World where my preconceptions have been proven to be so wrong!! Thailand is nothing like you think it will be!! My highlighting the many dangers and pitfalls to be found here is intended to prepare you to handle what you are likely to encounter in “The Land Of Smiles” There is a definite learning curve as regards Living in Thailand.In the same way that a first time Skier will not be able to survive coming down a “Black Run” the Naive Man will not survive Thailand!! This Blog will give you the information necessary to put you ahead of the curve!!



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