Thai Hooker

Thai Hooker

Beautiful Lemon

Lemon is one of my Girlfriends favorite Customers,the fact that she goes to Her shop three or four times a Week and never pays  more than 30 Baht being more a source of amusement rather than anger to my Girlfriend!! I think the affection goes both ways Lemon referring to my Girlfriend as Pi  which means Little Sister. Lemon is a very attractive package altogether rather tall for a Thai with good looks in abundance. Lemon works as a receptionist in one of the Town’s leading Hotels, augmenting Her Modest Salary by being an extremely successful Thai Hooker!!she usually comes to my Girlfriend’s just before she starts work at 3pm,looking resplendent in her Uniform of Thai Silk.

Thai HookerLemon has a very keen sense of humour and speaks excellent English, I have great fun talking to Lemon as she is one of the few Thai’s to whom I can actually speak my mind!! The other Day after my discovery about the eating habits of my Girlfriend’s Family I was teasing Lemon telling her that the Thai’s only came down out of the Trees fairly recently,and that some of them still have the tail which they had used for balance!!!”Oh you cannot say that” Lemon scolded me, but she was howling with laughter as she said it!!

Lemon’s Good Looks and Sunny personality ensure that Her career as a Thai Hooker is extremely profitable!! I think she possibly finds some of her business in the Hotel but Her excellent English allows Her to run a Stable of Infatuated Donors on the Internet. Lemon is very expensive 5000 per night or 50,000 by the Month.I only see the happy smiley side of Lemon but My Lady tells me she is totally ruthless,and at the first sign that money is going to be a problem Lemon’s attitude is”Here’s your Hat whats your Hurry!!”

On meeting Lemon one would never dream that She is an extremely Hard-Bitten Thai Hooker, which of course is exactly what She is!! This ability of Thai Hookers like Lemon to combine a ruthless Greed with a Charming even innocent Persona is what makes them so dangerous.Lemon is the Type of Thai Hooker that foolish Western Men of advancing Years fall in Love with!! Lemon shares all of Her exploits with my Girlfriend unaware that they are being related to me!!

Arriving at my Girlfriend’s Salon one Day Lemon appeared to suffer some discomfort when sitting down in the Chair. She confided to my Girlfriend that one of Her customers had been very keen on Rogering her Ass with a Beer Bottle!! Now Thai Beer Bottles are not small and apparently Lemon has a couple of Clients who enjoy this particular pastime. The wear and tear caused by the Peccadillo’s of Lemon’s various Clients mean She has to make frequent visits to the Proctologist  (Ass Doctor) at the local Hospital.

Thai Hooker

Sexy Lingerie

My Girlfriend had me Howling with laughter as She explained that Lemon’s Proctologist is a Katoye (Lady Boy)!! One can just imagine the interaction between Hooker and Katoye as regards what One should and should not allow to be introduced into into Ones Chocolate Whiz way!!!  One imagines the above scenario could only take place in Thailand!! Let it not be said that Lemon does not earn her Money!!

Lemon has two young Sons who are cared for by her Mother, my Girlfriend had warned me about  Lemon’s Mother,she apparently loathes Falangs although 90% of the money which comes into the House is Falang Money!! I duly met Lemon’s Mother at my Girlfriend’s shop,This Woman has a Face like a Bucket of well smacked Twats and is very much the person in charge!! Lemon handing over the majority of Her earnings to this Hatchet Faced Falang Hater!!

About eight Months ago Lemon arrived at my Girlfriends Shop in her lovely brand new White Nissan Almera, bought of course with the proceeds of being a Thai Hooker!! Now my Girlfriend is not a jealous person (unlike most Thai’s), she just says ” Lemon Choc Dii” “Lemon is very lucky”, “Lemon is a Whore ” I tell her “No Speak No Speak!!” this is one of the very many things which baffle me about Thailand.My Girlfriend is very well aware what Lemon does to make her money, it was her who told me!!! And yet she shrinks from hearing her called what she so obviously is!! Without meaning to be nasty about my Girlfriend I am pretty sure that if She could speak English like Lemon she would not be averse to running Her own Fleet of Falang!!!

Lemon in common with a number of the more Up-Market Thai Hookers in Town has recently discovered a lucrative new Revenue Stream!!! The latest source of Wealth for Issan Ladies is Elderly Japanese Men!! Less Frugal with their Cash than Falangs these Polite Gentlemen have been welcomed here with Open Legs!!! Lemon has found Herself a very Generous Japanese Gent!! Her new Sugar-Daddy came to visit Her here in Thailand,he even smiled indulgently as Lemon’s Dreadful Mother Greeted Him with an open Handbag and an outstretched Palm!!

I have to admit to being slightly miffed when my Girlfriend told me that Lemon since Her new found attachment to Wealthy Japanese Guys has started denigrating and Bad-Mouthing Falangs!! She mentioned to my Girlfriend that as a Christian I was probably no good!!! The Hypocrisy here is astounding considering that the Car Lemon drives around in was paid for by Christians!! It would be too difficult to explain to my Girlfriend that very few of the Westerners who come to Thailand are in fact practicing Christians!! Thais in general and Lemon in particular have a way of twisting everything until it appears as they want it to appear!!

Thai Hooker

Chest a Minute Please!!

Lemon was summoned to Japan some six Months ago. Wedding Bells were in the Air and it looked like this Particular Thai Hooker was set for “Happy Ever After”. It only took the Japanese Gent (Who was not as Stupid as Lemon’s Mother had supposed) a couple of Months of actually living with Lemon to come to the conclusion that She was nothing but a Lazy,Money Grabbing Thai Hooker. Lemon was handed a Ticket back to Thailand and encouraged to leave!!

Lemon,conveniently setting aside Hers distaste for (Christians) has now got Herself a 73 Year Old Swiss Millionaire!! During visits to my Girlfriends Shop She Boasts about the fact that She has been staying in 10,000 Baht a Night Hotel Rooms in Singapore with Her New Sugar Daddy. Of course 10,000 Baht is a lot of Money £200 but in an extraordinarily expensive Place like Singapore I imagine £200 is the price of an average Hotel Room.Were Lemon’s Elderly Swiss Gent a real Millionaire they would have been staying at Raffles!!

Lemon may not have quite made the first Division as regards being a Thai Hooker but She has not done badly.The Money She has earned lifting Her Family into the Middle Classes.As I frequently observe in Issan nobody looks down on Women who make a living from Falangs. Other Women may be jealous of them but PRACTICALLY EVERY ISSAN WOMAN would be doing the same thing if they had the Looks and the Knowledge of English required!!! While Virtue is no longer a highly prized Commodity anywhere in the World in Thailand it is absolutely Worthless, making Money is what counts!!

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