Bald Men

Bald Men

To Much Toupee


Your Correspondent here in the “Land Of Smiles” has noted on numerous occasions the disproportionately high number of Western Men wearing  a toupee. As an exercise in futility  Bald Men’s wearing of a ” Whirly” even eclipses that other Folly ” The Comb-over!!” Again I put this phenomenon down to the sheer volume of fantasists who head for Thailand!!

Bald Men

I rest my case

One imagines that the more experienced Thai Tarts Play along with Bald Men and make no mention of “The Rug” What of the new Girls? Picture the scene they are in the Hotel Bedroom and he is in a high state of excitement, just to break the Ice as it were she says it is very good!! Look Real!! how much it cost ? (Thai’s like to know the price of everything!!)

I think it hot too much you have water coming on Face and Back you want to take off for Boom -Boom!! and sleeping, this albeit awkward attempt at kindness further embarrasses the stupid Falang. NO he does not want to take it OFF!!! he does not want it mentioned!!!!

Bald Men

Classic the Hamlet Cigar Advert


She ” I can wash for you hotel have washing machine 20 Baht!!” Right around now this stupid lonely Bald Man is wishing he was back in Kidderminster having Tea & Toast and watching Football on Sky!! This horrible Thai Tart wants him to let her put his £3000,00 “Naval Commander Mark 3 All Weather Action Hairpiece” in a Sodding washing machine full of Thai Hookers drawers!!!

As I am wont to mention frequently Thailand is the perfect spot for Fantasists and weirdos and their are lots of them here already. A friend was flying out the Sixty Five year old Scouser in the seat beside him went to change in the toilet just prior to the Plane landing in Bangkok.The Liverpudlian emerged from the toilet resplendent in a Shell Suit finished off with a back to front Baseball Cap!!


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