A South African Boer

A South African Boer


I was having coffee with a good Friend of mine from Australia in the Cafe at the Mansion where he hangs his Bush Hat! Sitting nearby was a fairly muscular Guy wearing shades who looked as if he should have been in the Bodyguard business! The Tough Nut went by the name of Wally and spoke incredibly loudly in a South African Accent you could cut with a knife!! Wally in fact is a S

Wally was here looking for a Thai Wife to take back to Australia with him. Apart from being incredibly loud Wally was a crashing Bore !! My Friend Chris and I were the recipients of a lecture by Wally on why Family life was in danger because so many Families did not have a Man as the head of the Household.In fact apart from the bit about which parent should wear the trousers the view put forward by Wally was not one I was unsympathetic to, being a believer that children will be far better adjusted growing up in a loving two Parent environment.Wally’s chauvinistic and bigoted way of explaining things however was never going to win him any converts!! When he then proceeded to put everything in Biblical terms I found that I had suddenly lost the will to live!!A South African Boer

I met Chris at the Park Yesterday evening and he gave me an update on the sanctimonious South African. Wally had been visiting a Nightclub where live bands play some really good Thai Music.Not for the first time at this Venue Wally found that he had become the object of attraction of a Lady-Boy,who began trying to flirt with him.”Why are you people always bothering me?” a rather confused Wally winged to the Lady-Boy who just laughed!!

Now generally speaking once a Lady-Boy has established to her satisfaction that you are not interested in Bedding Her, He/She enjoy nothing more than a bit of harmless Banter,but as the reader will have already deduced Wally was not a bit of Banter kind of Person. Noting Wally’s extreme discomfiture the Lady-Boy got some of Her Friends in on the act.The upshot being that a totally terrified Wally fled the scene,much to the delight and amusement of the Lady-Boys!!

Upon being told by the Bleating Boer of his unhappy experience in the Night Club Chris suggested to Wally that perhaps all these Lady-Boys who came on to him sensed something in Wally that he was unaware was there!! Wally did not take this observation kindly,had it not been for the fact that Chris is well stricken in Years one imagines that Wally could quite easily have turned nasty!!

Wally has since returned to Australia,where he now lives,alone his Wife having had the good sense to abandon the Family Home and Her South African Boer!! The preaching Boer has found a Thai Woman who works as a Government Administrator and receives 8,000 Baht around £160 per Month.She is going to Australia to visit in April.I wish her the very best of luck,whatever she eventually manages to get out of Wally she will have earned every penny!!

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